Fext Off

When someone texts you, essentially telling you to fuck off.

Dude 1: dude, you and Hannah going out tongight?
Dude 2: nah man, I got the FEXT OFF from her last week.

by maurastiggers February 27, 2011

Lim it off

Just another way to say cut it off

Her: you ruined my nails >:(!
Me: just lim it off!

by Taco draco May 25, 2020

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020

Jerk off!

“Jerk off!”
A phrase used to challenge someone in a dance battle that consists only of the jerk, a popular dance move originating in the 1960’s

“Guys, jerk off!”
*starts jerking*

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

Off the tracks

THE WORLDS BEST PODCAST AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT. Hosted by a very short man a man with lovely hair and some others Usually including technical issues.

OMG OFF THE TRACKS IS ON TONIGHT YAY

by Tree4003 December 23, 2021

Dick-Off

When two males pull their pants down, get hard, and walk towards eachother. The person who touches first wins and has the bigger penis.

They do this to see who has a larger penis.

Hey I’ll bet you my dick is bigger than yours, wanna have a dick-off ?

by Megacrankdaddy77 February 12, 2018

Off side

If somebody is not around or available.

Damo: You coming to the gig tomorrow?
Anto: Can't bro ill be off side tomorrow.

by Tenacious Ste September 2, 2021