fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.

oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.

by toohotttohandlebaby October 3, 2006

dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

by Chipbord December 26, 2014

dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

shit on a dick

An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.

"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"

by Scott Rait August 15, 2006

Dick Bitch

A guy who simultaneously exhibits the properties of a dick and a bitch.

Chris Duran is a dick bitch, seroiously, a dick bitch

by Not A University October 17, 2008

Dick Biting

1. When one human bites another on the penis, generally unintentionally during the act of oral sex.

2. When a vampire makes another being into a vampire by biting him on the penis.

"Dude, my dick hurts"
"Gotcha, did you get a bad blowjob?"
"Naw dude, look I can see two small holes!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE A VAMPIRE ENGAGED IN THE ACT OF DICK BITING AND YOU WERE THE VICTIM, THAT BLOWS!"

by Phoenix 807 January 11, 2009

Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by Ryan April 20, 2005