No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

cool ass min

It say it been a long time or haven't talked in a while

Foo 1: bro hyb its been a cool ass min since we talked
Foo 2 : it been arl

by Slay.t3mper September 26, 2020

Cool

A certified dumb ass

Jack is such a cool guy

by Lovestar69696 June 17, 2022

cool

Something that has been created by VGA

Did you know that cool was defined by VGA ?

by NotVGA April 23, 2021

PJ Cool-Tomasi

PJ lives in eyeliner. He is beautiful. He is literally one of the prettiest content creator on tiktok. A GOD. AN ICON. A LEGEND.

"PJ Cool-Tomasi, PJ, PJ do pink liner do pink liner do pink liner do pink liner!!"

by malia & gaby December 30, 2020

cool

ray

person 1: my friend is so cool!!

person 2 (a specific person who's name starts with y/m/r): well my best friend is ray so...

by homogayballs October 24, 2024

Incredibly Cool Guy

Guy who has two tattoos and plans on getting more

This guy got two tattoos and has plans for more. He is officially an Incredibly Cool Guy.

by WaddleDeeWaddleDoo September 11, 2021