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John McDonald

by huntersucks February 19, 2018
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John. A Holmes

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped
Do not go to John. A Holmes high school
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John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.
Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme
by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019
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John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals
I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist
by Realnworduser April 30, 2022
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John Leguizamo

A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.
1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."
by crsalvador November 21, 2018
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john mettee

john mettee gay lol
by i hate john mettee February 22, 2020
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John Norman

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.
by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023
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