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Shepherd's Law

This fake law was founded by Leah and Sade and has not yet to be proven.
Shepherd's Law is a bunch of shit.
by motivenation February 26, 2017
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Done’s Law

An idea similar in concept to Murphy’s Law which states “Anything that can be taken out of context, will be taken out of context
Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law
by Soulja Boy MD May 23, 2024
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Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side
by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
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Guile's Law

The idea behind Guile's Law is a song from a popular video game (mostly fighting games) become famous and mainstream. The song will be played by many people even if they are not fans of the series or even interacted with it. A famous example is Guile's theme. How many people you know have heard of his song but are not apart of the Street Fighter fandom? Another one is Giorno's theme song. It has been played to death of all people beyond the Jojo fandom and has reached mainstream status. As of writing this, it stands at 66M views
Kyle: Hey Dave, you heard of Holy Order II?
Dave: Yeah, but I don't play Guilty Gear
Kyle: Really? I didn't think it be this popular. That's Guile's Law for ya.
by Nibba_Binks June 17, 2020
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Law

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by Lawmobeew November 21, 2021
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