s&e

a title used to designate that girl who is both short and easy (s&e), and sleeps with every and any guy that she sees, is extremely disgusting and has the most annoying voice anyone could possibly here, should normally is seen wearing a bag over her head

hey, did you here what happened to john last night?
yeah, i heard that s&e cornered him, sucks!
yea, his eyes will stink for weeks

i heard that an s&e was on the loose...someone get her mask!

by p.o.08 May 17, 2010

e-stalk

Religiously following a person's status updates on facebook, usually:

a) someone more attractive than you who you don't have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don't know but has nice tits.

Beth: Omg this guy is totally e-stalking me. He comments on like every one of my status updates.
Mary: Haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee

by indicannabisativa July 14, 2009

E-bag

Basicaly a teabag wheras the victim of the teabag is tripping on e and other rave drugs, therefore likely suffering a lack of judgment to having the balls of some wiseguy dipped repeatedly into (the victim's) mouth.

Shirley was so messed up after the rave, asshole Tarqin e-baged her and she didnt restist in the least.

by sparty66 January 26, 2008

e-walk

its an egyptian c-walk that those bastards in the middle east do

i love this song... its called nuk nuk spit hocker nuk dic shit... lets e-walk to this shit

by shawn peverill May 13, 2003

E-VD

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008

(-e=mc2-)

emoticon for smartass

Bill; I told you that was hot.
Jo; Whatever (-e=mc2-)

by BENO April 8, 2013

e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

by bradingna July 28, 2006