rhythm and blues

Refers to the oft-experienced "before and after" progression with a new sex-partner --- you initially share some nice "bouncy rhythm" with said hot hunk/chick, but then the relationship quickly falls apart afterwards when you both see how different in personality or otherwise incompatible you actually are, and so you're subsequently left alone and "feeling the blues".

Selfish and insensitive-minded Bill Clinton was accustomed to going through women like water through a faucet, and so he generally didn't have much in the way of "rhythm and blues" issues... once he'd had his "bouncy tempo" fun with one lady, he would generally just turn his back on her and then go charm another naive cutie into his bed, leaving a disgraceful trail of broken hearts (and innumerable unacknowledged half-siblings of Chelsea's, thanks to his usually "riding the lady bareback" --- i.e., without using condoms) in his wake.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

Blue Water

Getting a blow job in a port-a-potty while you are taking a shit.

I met this bitch at the fair, I gave her the blue water after a corn dog and lemonade.

by Chili Dawg October 23, 2019

Agent Blue

A really cracking band from Stoke on trent. They have toured with The Music The Other The Coral Kasabian etc. Go on thier website irs www.agent-blue.co.uk

"Wow that band rock, what did you say they were called?"
"Thats AGENT BLUE"

by Mickey April 21, 2005

Popping blues

Popping a blue pill that could possibly get you high

The girl was popping blues

by Qdeazzey212 June 2, 2016

blue calls

A blue call is when a girl doesn't let you finish what you want to say and hangs up early. Giving you blue calls

My girl friend kept drawing out the conversation, but hung up before I finished she hung up! Bitch gave me blue calls!

by Norm Hull September 10, 2013

blue nose

When someone stops you from sneezing and the feeling doesn't go away.

I say I need to sneeze, fucker makes a weird noise and then I got a blue nose.

by Jew Bear Man Pig Cat Woman January 19, 2014

blue goblin

A blue goblin is a spirit that often inhabits the souls of politicians, policies and authoritative figures. The goblin is the physical manifestation of conservative ideology at its worst.

The blue goblin inhabited the souls of politicians and police officers alike during the great G20 debacle in Toronto, Canada in 2010. Democratic rights and freedoms were all thrown aside to quench the thirst of the "blue goblin".

by The Visitor! September 9, 2011