sex gifs

When you type out "Sex gifs" on Twitter, mistaking it for the Google search bar.

Walt: HANK! HANK! THAT ISN'T THE SEARCH BAR! HANK!
Hank: *accidentally tweets "Sex gifs"*
Walt: 😧

by MemeLord4063 June 21, 2022

sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie

Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex

by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018

Sex Gaming

When 2 people meet on a video game, meet irl, and do the sex.

Sans 1: hey wanna meet up irl and do sex gaming?
Sans 2: i don’t have a foreskin

by epic roblox gamer November 11, 2018

Sex weight

Weight put on by a woman after she gets comfortable in a relationship and no longer feels like she has to look her best for him.

Jim: Did you notice that Patty in marketing is starting to get a little heavy lately? All of her clothes are starting to get too tight on her.
Sarah: Yeah, she's getting pretty serious with her new boyfriend and she's really starting to pack on the sex weight.

Karen: What do you mean you don't want to get dessert tonight?

Melissa: No, I think Mike is about to break up with me and I need to start losing all this sex weight I've put on since we started dating.

by Ernie Pantusso February 1, 2017

sorbet sex

A palate cleanser between relationships, a close cousin of the rebound guy. Rebound guy is a confidence booster whilst sorbet sex allows you to recoup sexually and stop associating sex with your ex

After the rebound guy i needed some sorbet sex until i felt ready to get back on the market

by Shockofthefall June 27, 2014

fun sex

Sex where you have fun don’t care about what you guys do and laugh during sex

Damn we had fun sex last night we were laughing

by Poop is funny March 13, 2018

Sex Smirk

That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."

Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."

by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011