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Moths In My Asshole

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.
"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-
by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021
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Burgers on my mind

The ultimate Omori meme that is beautifully overuse. It is like the “why did the chicken cross the road” from Omori fans. The meme was originally a song from krypto9095 in 2019 with was a parody of the song “Murder on my Mind” by YNW Melly. However, some random person thought it would be a good idea to put a meme of Sunny thinking of his friends and Kel thinking of Burger. And of course, he had BURGERS ON HIS MIND. Even though the meme wasn’t originally really fun, since it was overuse, that became the joke. And many Omori memes will make parodies of this meme which are priceless
So you are into Omori, have you heard of burgers on my mind

Oh Kel, he’s the king of burgers on my mind
by MaddieMAC55530 October 15, 2022
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Grease my chin

A phrase used to describe gorging oneself on a delectably delicious meal. (most of the time the food consists of artery-clogging scrumptiousness that would not be approved by your cardiologist. Ex: bacon, prime rib, etc)
The farmer looked at his herd of beef cattle and said to himself - "One of you is gonna grease my chin tonight..."
by ProverbPete June 21, 2013
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stuff my turkey

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!
Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey
by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016
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Hack my flow

Yo man he is copying me he is trying to copy my jawline he’s trying to hack my flow
by Memeguy65 November 11, 2019
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hulk my hogan

The act of aggressively giving a male a handjob, often to the point of discomfort.
Martha told me that she'd be down to hulk my hogan when my parents go on vacation.
by Boogie Bash April 26, 2011
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shrek is my dad

This is a phrase people would use if they want to become friends
by nobody_503 May 10, 2020
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