porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

porn

what you watch.

i know you do.

you can hide it from me.

i know everything.

pp porn

by amigay?or.areyou? July 6, 2022

Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.

by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020

porn mouth

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.

by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

Porn

A place we all went to when we were all WAY TO FUCKING YOUNG

Ooh? what's this place. Seems to be called? Pornhub? what's porn? I'll probably like it.

by CRO12321 May 30, 2024

Gay Porn Club (GPC)

The Gay Porn Club is an official Twitter for The Gay Porn GC. The Gay Porn Club is owned by a group of friends. The group of friends who own GPC are very offensive, if you are triggered very easily then I advise not to go. They really don't like people who bitch about how they're offensive, it's a waste of their and your time. Follow @Gay Porn Club (GPC) for more information about the friends. They are honestly awesome people and don't really deserve any hate.

"Rt if you wish you were cool enough to be in the Gay Porn Club (GPC)"

"Rt if you want to be in the Gay Porn Club (GPC)"

by GioJooskeh July 27, 2016