The object of homosexuality
by Paralox April 30, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
by allknowinglady November 1, 2021
Get the November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Daymug. Daniel is an amazingly sweet and goofy guy that is irresistibly hard not to smile with. He is very caring and loving and lights up every conversation with his adorable laugh. A true bro and one of the best boyfriends a girl could ask for.
by Mellonnaise May 28, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Let me tell you about the absolute worst person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual possesses a personality that is so repugnant, it could make a skunk gag. And let's not even get started on their physical appearance - it's as if they were sculpted by Picasso during his most experimental phase. Truly, a sight for sore eyes.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
Daniel oxygen stealer at his best
by Daniel John August 18, 2023
Get the Danielmug. A person, who doesnt help others and is a bitch, he betrayes his friends for others and sucks dick like three times a day.
Person 1: Can you Hand Me the homework over
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Youre a fucking Daniel, Little bitch😡
Person 3: Yeah, fuck you
Person 4: Bitch
Everyone in class: „FUCK DANIEL! FUCK DANIEL!“
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Youre a fucking Daniel, Little bitch😡
Person 3: Yeah, fuck you
Person 4: Bitch
Everyone in class: „FUCK DANIEL! FUCK DANIEL!“
by BlackShreck September 21, 2023
Get the Danielmug. The mother fucking person that leaves you behind after kicking you in the nuts. And you're forced to apologize.
Daniel:Shut up and sleep with me
by Zero Dialga November 2, 2019
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is a man with a blazer. the blazer can make everyone fall in love with him, no matter the gender. if you are lucky enough to date him, watch out for his giant magnum cock. he will make you fall in love with him twice if you see it. almost like it has hypnotism powers...
Person 1: hey who is that SEXY SEXY man over there wearing the blazer
Person 2: that is daniel the man with the blazer man dan.
Person 1: wow I think I'm in love
Person 2: watch out everyone who has slept with him acts like they have been hypnotized
Person 2: that is daniel the man with the blazer man dan.
Person 1: wow I think I'm in love
Person 2: watch out everyone who has slept with him acts like they have been hypnotized
by DanFanBoy November 23, 2021
Get the Danielmug.