Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017

Brown solution

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Brown plopper

While shitting your poop comes out rock solid and slow. It hurts, but is arousing at the same time. As it all comes out you have a mini orgasm causing you to piss blood. When your shit hits the water the splash seeps into your asshole, scaring you a tad. The best part about a brown plopper is that you don't have to wipe afterwards.

"Hurry up Ralph were gonna be late!"
"I'll be quick, i'm having a brown plopper, i can feel it."

by Blakai July 24, 2016

Brown frown

The act of urinating inside another’s asshole. As a result the urine exits the asshole with a mixture of cum, urine, and shit.

I was engaged in anal sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a brown frown

by Steve mcladen November 11, 2021

weldon brown

A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.

He's a Weldon Brown

by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014

brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.

"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."

by #sysadmins December 2, 2009

brown chaff

(Verb). Shitting oneself.

Did you see Andy D when his chair broke?
No, why is that?
I swear he deployed the ol' brown chaff!

by This isn't where I parked my d April 24, 2019