Brown gownage

The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.

Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019

brown heineken

When a girl butt-chugs a Heineken, and the dude eats her ass afterwards.

Ah man, I wanted to get really fucked up last night, so I had my girlfriend give me a Brown Heineken.

by BrownHeineken January 3, 2017

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

The Brown brownie

Brown brownie is when a male defecates all over another human being and smothers it all over the body .

Look at Brian dropping the brown brownie all over peytons body.

by Cecilbricklayer2 March 25, 2021

MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

jon brown

Sick ass flow artist that believes in love not hate

Well I'll be Jon Brown at a Flow Jam

by Jon Brown December 21, 2016

Roadrunner Browned

When you dont make it to the bathroom in time at a bar leaving a speedy shit trail behind marking the existence of life.

Look at that dude he just Roadrunner browned.

by Khdmja March 18, 2017