Cluster-bomb

What happens after you are constipated for weeks without shitting.

OH MY FUCKIN GOD! i just painted the toilet with that cluster-bomb!clusterbomb

by funnymanrocco June 2, 2010

easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

bay-bomb

A movie produced by Michael Bay that is big on special effects and lacking in substance. More generally, a movie that is visually entertaining but without any theatrical or artistic worth.

Dude, Transformers could have been awesome but instead it was just another bay-bomb.

by T.T.Henry June 30, 2008

Lucky Bomb

A term brought up due to the popularity of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. It refers to when you are playing an online game in which you have grenades and you randomly throw a grenade and get an unexpected kill

"(insert gamer tag here) killed (insert gamer tag here)"
Player "holy crap, i had no idea anyone was over there. that was a real lucky bomb."

by BigJezus April 19, 2010

Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store or restaurant over the Muzak system that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in your life so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your extrasensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a specific environment feel with music.

Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!

by Random Fred March 19, 2010

whisper bomb

To suprise a person (or people) with a shirtless rendition of the saxophone opening to Wham's "Careless Whisper." While this is most commonly done on the saxophone, it can be played by any instrument as long as the performer(s) is without a shirt. Sexy hip motion is encouraged, though not required.

Hey, did you see the look on that bargoer's face when we whisper bombed him from behind the bar? He never saw it coming!

by Urban Sun November 13, 2011

bombing the Mediterranean

verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.

I couldn't answer the phone. I was busy bombing the Mediterranean.

by Thai Dai April 4, 2009