National Bully Cat Day

On Jan 19th, it is national bully your cat day. Bully them for being extremely obese or extrememly skinny

“Hey! its National Bully Cat Day!”
“Huh?”
“Oh its where you bully your cat for no reason”
“oh ok”

by Lillian banana January 19, 2021

National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 1, 2022

National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day

Blow me ok I will for national blow job day

by Danny08466g October 4, 2020

National bully zero day

The day where i get to bully my friend zero

“National bully zero day”

“I hate you zero!”

by Utmom May 3, 2021

national dick grab day

April 12 girls grab boys dicks

Oh it's April 12 grab his dick because today is national dick grab day

by Hey hard April 6, 2017

National Billie Eilish day

🥑 Avocado Fam RIZE UP CAUSE February 14 IS NOW national BILLIE FUCKING EILISH DAY 🥑

Me.) did u know it is national Billie eilish day??
My friend.) YASSSSSSSSSS🥑🥑🥑

by Billie eilish like an eyelash October 23, 2019

National kick balls day

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November

Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day

by Stacey the ball kicker October 3, 2020