Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.

Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!

by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019

hamster porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!

"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"

by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023

Porn

Hello, Hello. Porn: When a women and a man have sex.
Sex: Where you put a guys private part in a womans private part.
Private part: The part on your body, like a d!ck.

“Ahhh…. Daddy! Harder”
“This is porn”
“Oh”

by May from tt gia October 10, 2021

Porn

Sex

I want to do porn

by Byotch tehe December 14, 2020

porn bookmark

My bookmark for good porn

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by Bad C dev November 4, 2024