Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

private law

Law dealing with enforcing private matters, like wills, trusts (trust funds), and such.

According to Private Law, and his grandfather's will, his claim on his inheritance was right.

by Easy Eve May 10, 2016

step-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's wife.

step-co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

state law

An invokable rule in Gaming which requires those on a losing streak to remain awake until that streak is broken

“Screw this, I’m going to bed”
“STATE LAW”
“… just one more”

by StateLawyer October 28, 2022

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023