car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

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Car Acrobatics

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.

Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.

by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018

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top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

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A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.

I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.

by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022

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Car leap boyfriend

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024

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