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John Gill

This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.
"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"

"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."
by Thebrownbag March 1, 2018
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John Doe

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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John Kohles

The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.
John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.
by Ketatlas April 17, 2015
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john time

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.
by iamthatgood January 5, 2012
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john lucas

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
by TeoDee September 13, 2017
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John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.
Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.
by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014
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