Ryan

A miserable yet handsome yet not handsome guy that is stupid. He wish he could have someone to love yet fails, haha.

Wow. Ryan sucks.

by Someonewholikescubes May 4, 2024

Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big meat head, and is proper dopey and has a six incher

You have an Ethan Ryan head you dopey spud.

by Meatheads4You March 19, 2020

Ryan

if you call a Ryan a brian he will cut your insides open and eat them with you still screaming

hey whats your name??
ryan
hi brian
the f you say to me

by sdkVlsJSFMblFJzfmjzebkgzrkpekz December 11, 2019

Ryan McMullen

He’s cool I guess.

I’m gonna be just like Ryan McMullen

by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022

Todd Ryan

A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.

"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"

"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."

"He's friends with you on Facebook."

"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"

"I don't know why you're having me make that call."

"....."

"Fuck you Todd Ryan."

by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021

Ryan Pelino

Absolute kappa sig certified beast. Doesn't own a shirt. You can catch him swinging from the flagpole at castle during beachapalooza

Damn bro, I was with a 10 last night. It felt like my name was Ryan Pelino.

by Swenson1 November 20, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a godly golfer that has a very bright future. He is also the most kind hearted person I've ever met but can also act like a total twat sometimes.

That mothetfucker is such a Ryan

by Thehiddengem November 22, 2021