sleepover syndrome

when you’re a lesbian/bi girl and have a crush on your straight girl friend

Sleepover by Hayley Kiyoko was my jam, but ever since I’ve developed sleepover syndrome that song just makes me sad and gay.

by ted evelyn mosby December 18, 2017

Yolie Syndrome

A rare condition where Yolie Dust is sprinkled on everything making it fucking fantastic and bad ass!!!

I was all pissed off until she came in and sprinkled Yolie Dust and made me fall deeper in love, it must be Yolie Syndrome.

by Yolie Lover January 3, 2018

Hospodar Syndrome

The development of late onset autism.

That boy acts so dumb I think he has “Hospodar Syndrome”.

by Fiestykumquat October 27, 2017

felty syndrome

Felt these nuts

Felicia do you have felty syndrome??.....yes .... felt these nuts!!

by Felty girl 123 February 18, 2018

EGAFT Syndrome

Everyone Gets A Fucking Trophy Syndrome. Refers to the generation who grew up receiving a participation trophy for every activity they did even if they finished last. They end up with a sense of entitlement and refuse to face reality as they become adults.

Adult #1: Why did the students protest to ban a book about confronting Islam, even though none of them had read the book or knew what it's contents were?

Adult #2: It's not their fault, they have EGAFT Syndrome. They put their feelings above facts and were never taught how to deal with reality.

by Slim Shady 1967 February 15, 2017

Galloul Syndrome

A tall man with a tennis elbow and a sprained ankle

You seem to have a limp and you are doing something awkward with your elbow, hope you don't have Galloul syndrome.

by LeKhan March 5, 2017

qwerty syndrome

The state of being so bored you look up qwertyuiop or some other random string of letters.

I frequently suffer from qwerty syndrome when I have to do something for work.

by nj tx June 14, 2016