hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

no roll away, no candy

What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count

“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”

“Hey man, no roll away, no candy”

by billisgrillis May 18, 2020

Too rock'n roll

When things are just over the top, either too fast or too weird.. well when things seems jut too much for one's taste.

Amy "how was your job interview?"
Mathew:" well, no, I'd rather find something else, that was just too rock'n roll for me this job.."

by Chloë Maryon Aimer September 29, 2010

california darby roll

a girl who would like to have sex while on her period

Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll

by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015

Pumpkin Cream Roll

After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.

Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.

Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.

by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019

Roll The Homobile

Buttsechs

im gonna go to brians and roll the homobile

by Kerry04 October 23, 2008