shit shark

a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets

I can't believe Joe makes $22 an hour. He's a fuckin' shit shark.

Union job, dude.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

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Ate shit

To fall and become injured

The woman at Stop and Shop had a seizure and she ate shit

by Tommy1228 August 6, 2015

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shit work

work that amounts to nothing, is pointless

Cleaning your bedroom because your mom doesn't want other people to think she's the messy one is shit work.
Mopping a clean floor or cleaning anything that isn't dirty is shit work.

by Dan Gregory May 26, 2006

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shitting bats

When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.

"holy fuck i'm shitting bats right now"

C: "dude, my mom found out about me smoking weed."
J: "was she shitting bats?!"

by jayykkim December 16, 2008

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When you have to clean up the mess an old person makes when moving to or from the place where the live during the winter.

Can also be used when cleaning up any other sort of mess a snowbird makes in their migration like a car accident, when they forget what they ordered at a restaurant and then bitch that you brought the wrong thing, or even if their camper catches on fire and burns down half the camp ground. All of this and much more is snowbird shit.

Erik knew he was going to have to clean up a lot of snowbird shit with this bastard. He was demanding all sorts of fees waved because he was too stupid to have his bills forwarded to his winter address.

The traffic on the highway was backed up for miles because some old bitch in a Lincoln is driving down the center line at 7 miles an hour and she just won't pull over. This is some serious snowbird shit right here and if I'm late for work I'm going to scream

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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