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Ur mom

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

by Extrictant2 August 1, 2019
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom
Ur mom
by Deffonitons February 3, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

Ur mans a trans

this is the most crucial thing that can be said by a person, it was also called the "Chromo-gone"
John: ur mom gay
Ben: ur dad lesbian
John: ur mans a trans

Ben lose a chromosome
by Exploosiv May 13, 2018
mugGet the Ur mans a transmug.

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*
by Daboder2 May 25, 2018
mugGet the Ur aunt a gay croissantmug.

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
mugGet the ur parent straightmug.

Ur MUM

it is ur mum being gay. no caparoo
by gvyb5frchnijmk May 10, 2019
mugGet the Ur MUMmug.

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