Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

RIMJOB SEXUALITY ORGANIZATION

It is a RIMJOB CORPORATION forming based on the PINK MAFIA to finally fulfill a SOCIETY NEED.

Divisions of this action corporation is PREPARATION, ADMINISTRATION AND DESTINATION.

Look GREG I know about all the dating sites but ELON REEVE MUSK being a genius is interested in no chain of command plus BRICK AND MORTAR innovative new uses of REAL ESTATE and a NERVE RICH formation of RIMJOB SEXUALITY ORGANIZATION says it loud and clear what many people want and are missing out on due to shyness ,how do you want it , places to go , dating services expenses and red tape and finally DIRECT TO MOUTH communication not attached to being associated with any PROSTITUTION LABEL as a new employment pool that society itself has finally grasped because the groundwork of acceptance is being laid out itself but the SEXUALLY CHARGED URBAN DICTIONARY where the CROWD-SOURING has been frothing over this kind of WELCOMED COMFORTABLE CHANGE to our basis of stagnant SOCIAL NORMS is truly welcomed extensively

Uniquely speaking a PAD is an efficient no chain of command communication that will work quite handily for the formation of RIMJOB SEXUALITY ORGANIZATION.

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 3, 2021

Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay

Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

Hobo-sexual

To sleep with people on a regular occurrence for a place to stay.

Oh wow why were you surprised she is a known hobo-sexual .

by Definitely not nikki November 23, 2023

sexual burglary

A criminal offense that combines the act of breaking into a building or residence with a sexual assault.

Sexual burglary is distinct from other crimes because the primary goal is often the sexual gratification of the offender, though there may also be theft of property. Often the items stolen are fetishistic in nature, such as perfume or undergarments.

by bitchuck August 22, 2025

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I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I

I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

sexual hanger

The erotic extension of the term "hanger" whereby a partner exhibits increased irritability brought about by a lack of sex. Typically pronounced in female nymphomaniacs, sexual hanger manifests itself in the form of spontaneous conflicts forcing the other, often oblivious male, to go on the defensive. The antagonist is usually keen to incite friction and discord despite healthier communication alternatives.

Me: My girlfriend keeps picking fights over my past relationships
Friend: Is she jealous of your exes?
Me: Nah, I think it's just sexual hanger

by jininho August 31, 2021