clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.

There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.

by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005

Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Apple dick

A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.

Ryan is an Apple dick because he thinks people who don't use Macs are not as smart.

by whatshisface2521411 January 27, 2010

Dick City

Noun- The greatest city on the earth, breeding gentlemen in rare form and athletes. Know for outrageous actions regarding the dick and fucking bitches (cunt smashers).

Famous quote: "Well slap me on my ass and put a finger in my dick."

Ya boy is a proud resemblance of Dick City.

by yaboyfromdickcity June 11, 2011

throwing dick

Dick throwing is impersonal but often wonderful sex, it impersonalizes the dick thrower and emphasizes the beautiful act itself. Nothing is more wonderful in life than well thrown dick in a (not) relationship.

Who was that last night? Was he throwing dick? undergand ir overhand?

by ntramerican August 11, 2016

dick toes

When your foot phalangies(toes) are long and resemble a penis.

When my sister told me the opinion of the flip flops she tried on, i told her that her dick toes were coming out the sandal.

by Isaias S. June 22, 2008

dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.

by clint August 24, 2004