John McClaned

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights

The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.

by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014

jasper john

Noun. Jasper John means handsome teenager or cute teenage boy.
Verb. Jasper John as a verb means someone who is good at licking or is very good at using his tongue.

Wow, that jasper john is very good at jasper john the ice cream.
I wanna be jasper john by that tall blonde jasper.

by JasperJohnny June 9, 2021

John Laurens

He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.

Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right

by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017

papi john

Is just Papi John

Papi John is a headass

by Cubby3452 September 23, 2017

George John

A proud recipient of an Alabama Hot Pocket

With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.

by Yay! ! ! March 28, 2009

Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011

Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.

She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.

by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019