Lost Fish

While doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.

John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick broke off in Bethany Bartholomew.

Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.

by The Situation at hand December 12, 2009

gone fishing

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).

"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."

by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 28, 2022

bunny fish

1. A freshman who makes faces that look like a rabbit.
2. The best nickname ever in the history of the earth.

Oh em gee, that kid looks like a bunny fish!

by Blondie411 March 23, 2008

fish sauce

The wetness of a woman vagina that gives it that fishy smell

Damn, Girl you need to get int eh shower and clean up some that fish sauce. Your smelling ripe.

by Mr Emptypants November 1, 2015

random fishing

fishing without no reason at all

non-random fisher: why the heck are you random fishing? you never catch anything

random fisher:BECAUSE I CAN NOOB, ITS RANDOM FISHING.


me:wewt

by dntdodrugs or ehh.. twapmaker? October 6, 2008

Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"

Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.

by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019

hobo fish

usually used as an insult!

God, your such a hobo fish!

by hobo john April 19, 2008