cream dinner

A plate of seman

"I'm ganna give her a cream dinner tonight!"

by immunesafe November 4, 2013

The Brian Cream of Curry

Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!

My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.

by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024

Tummy Cream

To spurt cream from your belly button at a colossal rate of 10-50 mph

Sal: *vigorously rubbing Malachis bosom*

Malachi: “Omg Sal you just made me tummy cream”

Sal: “ahhhh it’s in my eyes”

by Tummy Creamer June 25, 2022

Cream wash

For a Woman’s secretions to thicken into cream and spread on one’s penis or fingers upon insertion

I’ve had a bad day, when you can take some time to cream wash me

by TaiChee March 18, 2024

Ice cream sandwich

When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.

Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing

Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE

by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023

peaches and cream

a pastel color, like baby pink, blue etc.

sort of childish but it's so cute!!

Girl A: OMG I love your fit it's so pretty and girly and with all the right ruffles!
Girl B: Thanks!! :3
Girl A: The color reminds me of peaches and cream!

by deadinsideglitteryoutside August 31, 2025

creaming in pain

Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?

Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.

by Trotan January 8, 2016