throttle dog

(1) bowel muscle, or muscle that alows one to shit. (2) muscle that women must relax to enable anal sex.

example:
Mitch- "i fucked her in the ass, and then she had to jump in the bath tub because she started bleading"
Wess- "why was she bleeding?"
Mitch- "i knocked her throttle dog loose!"

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

yappy the dog

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!

the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!

that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

cream dog

When you cum in the air and it slides down the top of your dick like mustard on a hot dog

"last night i let your mum nibble on my cream dog"

by slipperypoos October 4, 2015

dog salmon

Can either be an insult or a compliment depending on the situation.

Zelda : oh my god I can speak Irish
Sica : shut the fuck up you dog salmon.

by Googletranslateforspeds October 15, 2015

welfare dog

when your broke or you're on welfare and hungry for a corndog but all you have is a pack of hotdogs and corn tortillas so you wrap the corn tortilla around the hot dog and fry it.

yo dude, im hella craving a corndog

well, we have some hotdogs and some corn tortillas...go fix us up some welfare dogs.

by screamingmigeht June 29, 2010

Joe-Dog

a penis

Hey Steve, quit playin with your Joe-Dog.

My Joe-Dog is bigger than yours.

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe-Dog.

The creepy minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe-Dog and take a picture of it.

by Vajohnny Lerczak October 23, 2008

cron dog

A frozen corn dog bought from a grocery store or gas station

Son i'm about to get a box of cron dogs

by zach413 July 1, 2008