Parent of Universe

A gender neutral and non-religious way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of Universe, what happened to you?

Parent of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 17, 2023
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Boston University

A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.
Oh, you went to Boston University (BU)?
-No one cares.
by NOYB4 September 26, 2021
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University

A womb for people who are not ready to face the reality.
University is a womb.
by cum-on March 12, 2023
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university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.
Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"
by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022
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university

that place where you feel so coerced into turning in assignments.
university is a fine place to learn and live as if you were made for the world
by Virgos Child February 14, 2025
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Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
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