my douchebag girlfriend

How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.

I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.

by b0xxx November 26, 2010

you're my 24

The best song made by exo personally I would like to belive that they Mean you are a person i can trust in. A person i will always go to and that is always there for me.

Hey i heard you wanted to tell me something?
Yeah I just wanted to saythank you for being my friend and hinestly you're my 24

by ChoiYoungjaeswannabegirlfriend February 1, 2017

pull my coat

To inform or teach. To let one in on the information To give knowledgeable advice.

My brother can pull my coat to the street scene.

by Calvin G. Sims, Sr. September 18, 2006

My pp itches

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance

Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis

by Randomguyok April 16, 2019

My Son

An exclamation used to refer to one's penis, usually an erect one.

When the swimsuit models came, Josh shouted "My Son!" and proceeded to cover his crotch.

by PussySlayer-san August 2, 2019

rox my sox

To be the best or to like something a lot.

Bob: Wow you really love the color purple.
Lilith: Yea Purple rox my sox.

by YankeeGrl May 2, 2005

beat my meat

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005