Porn

The absolute hottest, graphic, carnal and sensual material that can be accessed via a plethora of mediums including magazines, television programs, books and the internet. This product is mostly utilised by those wishing to masturbate, however porn subsequently causes a prevalent influx of unrealistic expectations of the sexual world.

Porn is absolutely amazing, especially when you type up "hot, oiled, juicy pussies penetrated close-up."

by Definer of "Porn" January 12, 2023

Porn hub

A website where you can see some pretty kinky shit

I went on porn hub last night it was so kinky that I had to clear my history

by Mmmweed69 February 8, 2020

funny porn

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.

I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

porn leftovers

When you open your laptop and find porn from yesterday.

I wasn't even planning on fapping but I opened my laptop and found some porn leftovers and I couldn't resist.

by OL_O March 4, 2014

A.I. Porn

Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.

Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2023

Porn

In future when Cumulative Human Intelligence (CHI) exists, porn is the merging and connection of CHI. CHI is private way to engage in porn or sexual intercoarse with other individual, often times without the will of the other.

Man, having real sex leads to true relationship and commitment, I'd rather do porn privately in CHI. I'm gonna CHI with a chick I like.

by Admin of CHI March 13, 2022

Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.

Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.

by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019