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John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.
OMG john hefford is hot
by pplover22 August 30, 2022
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John Deluca

A term for a person who is very short has a big head and is extremely unfunny. He or she can normally be found jerking off a homeless man
Man my friend is a real John Deluca We need to help him
by Duck0 October 12, 2019
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papi john

by Cubby3452 September 23, 2017
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jasper john

Noun. Jasper John means handsome teenager or cute teenage boy.
Verb. Jasper John as a verb means someone who is good at licking or is very good at using his tongue.
Wow, that jasper john is very good at jasper john the ice cream.
I wanna be jasper john by that tall blonde jasper.
by JasperJohnny June 9, 2021
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John Laurens

He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.
Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right
by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017
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John Leguizamo

A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.
1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."
by crsalvador November 21, 2018
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John fisher

John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.
Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers

Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh

Everyone else: FOR REALLL
by Johnfisberisshit June 9, 2020
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