Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

attic fart

An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI.

Was that your attic fart, or do you have a squirrel that died two weeks ago in your pocket?

by Shift_Master December 17, 2010

Devils Fart

When it’s so hot out that you have the worst swamp ass and the gas that’s expelled is so rancid it makes your whiskers curl.

Little Timmy went jogging in the hot summers sun and came home to greet his mom and dad with a devils fart that was so bad she fainted, and the hair on his mustache curled .

by Poopfur546 July 28, 2019

Micro-fart

When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole

After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..

by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018

Tinkle-Farts

A condition that occurs when a female goes to the bathroom that has paper thin walls and lets loose a loud fart that everyone in the adjacent room hears.

Whew! That Courtney certainly has the tinkle-farts today

by AquaFraiche November 4, 2013

Wheel Fart

A subtle or extremely abrupt farting noise caused by a slide out of a longboard.

hey, did you just fart?
No that was from my wheels, It's a wheel fart.

by churt March 28, 2010

fart goggles

Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.

"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"

by rhino1 June 5, 2009