crop dog

When someone crops you out of an awesome photo when they make it their profile picture

Nick: Dude! remember that dope photo of all of us at kates the other night!?
Evan: yeah
Nick: Jake made it his profile picture and cut us out!
Evan: You're kidding... what a crop dog!

by Donnatello michaelangelo October 29, 2009

yappy the dog

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!

the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!

that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Pound Dog

Verb. When two people celebrate or greet by creating a fist with their (right or left) hand and fist bump. During the act of a pound dog the two people sometimes are known to say “pound dog”.

Pound dog usage occasions: after a touchdown, when greeting each other, after a strike at the bowling alley, during a positive business meeting, after a great game, etc.

Example: Scott gave Chad a pound dog after a rock solid presentation.

by The Dog Master November 12, 2009

hog dogging

The act of riding bitch on an off-road vehicle operated by your fat sweaty hog.

Juan: gee bud did you see Peary on the back of that atv?
R.H. Rousey: yea, I hear he was hog dogging with Brie.
Juan: oh man, I wouldn't touch that hog with its own dick

by the1HOOFhearted April 10, 2017

dog baby

A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.

Jerry and his wife have a dog baby. It's extremely furry.

by DaveCone03 June 6, 2015

Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.

Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!

by muttface August 2, 2008

annoying dog

an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...

*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED
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(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)

by siriquis October 16, 2019