chinese dirt water

Tea

James, stop drinking that chinese dirt water!

by Writer Zombie March 29, 2016

blue water moment

The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.

He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

water my hog

A male having vaginal sex with a female

“Hey man,how did your date go last night?”

“Bro,we went back to my place and she let me water my hog.”

by Timmyp8823 December 19, 2018

jesus feet water

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.

"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult

by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021

fresh water pearl

- A polite way of saying that someone has never received anal penetration.
- Anal virgin.

“I don’t think he’s the one that will win her fresh water pearl”

by Biff Beltsander March 21, 2008

National No Water Day

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

Suicide Water Bombs

The act of creating pieces of poo that when falling in the toilet, creates a splash that goes up to your anus and makes you wet. Obviously made when taking a dump.

When Christina tells her friends about having suicide water bombs, the guys overhear the part of her getting wet. They then get aroused.

by LoSiNgIsPoWeR June 16, 2009