Dieter Porn

When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day

Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn

by Dieter barthoiloakeus May 28, 2024

Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

by hello_imded April 19, 2023

gigantor porn

Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!

I enjoy gigantor porn because it looks like someone is standing directly over me!

by RCGirth June 5, 2023

Porn

To watch sex

Hey dude

Hey

Did you forget to watch porn

by Dana pille December 10, 2019

Porn

wtf you searchin' for? you already know what porn is, so why search it up? heres a sentence anyways.

his mom got on his computer and typed "p" on his computer and found the search "pornhub".

by randomlightskinnedblackkid March 10, 2024

I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME

by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015

Porn

What your mom is in

My mom is in porn

by Double d in your ass February 5, 2022