National First Kiss Day

December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.

Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*

by TheMeinster2998 December 7, 2020

National gang bang day

On May 10th is national gang bang day!
This day we celebrate the gang bang.

Hi it’s national gang bang day, I wanna call all of your friends and fuck?

by Yeeeeehaaaaw April 15, 2019

National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer

November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!

by Lemveon November 19, 2021

National Cool Kids Day

National holiday celebrated on April 4th annually.

Now that it’s April 4th, happy national cool kids day!

by Globe Master April 5, 2020

National dick grab day

National dick grab day April 12th just grab anyone’s dick and get away with it

“It’s national dick grab day, just walk past and grab his dick”

by JeFfReY1904 April 11, 2019

National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.

National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022

national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*

by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019