Porn

It's what your mom does and the reason she's been buying you so much New things

Your mom: I do porn so we can have nice things

by Ur mom 55 September 11, 2022

Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.

Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn

by J Brams February 5, 2023

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

Tension Porn

Tension porn: boobs about to burst, tight clothing, tight belly expansion, saline infusion, subcutaneous inflation, and large insertions

all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.

Her boobs were about to explode because of her massive implants. I love tension porn.

by nonobutbut March 5, 2022

Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.

by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020

Porn-form

When someone acts like an adult entertainer, porn star in a situation that will get something to benefit themselves.

"fuck she went all porn-form on me, how could I make yer pay her tick bill.."

"My boss was about to sack me for being late again to work, just brought out the porn-form and made employee of the month..."

by Rollin' Chell November 21, 2025

porn mouth

a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.

me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.

by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022