RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.

"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."

by Redtape____ November 23, 2021

Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020

Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

co-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

nick's law

If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby

Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.

by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you can't find it anywhere, it must be in your bag

Person A: "I lost my bag!"
Person B: "Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag"

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

step-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's wife.

My step-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021