King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

Burger King Man

The Burger King Man watches you while you sleep, never taking his eyes off of you. Waiting for the moment to strike.
His natural habitat is the airplanes.

Person 1: Hey man, idk what's going on, but I feel like someone's watching us.

Person 2: It's probably the Burger King man!

Burger King Man: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by The Burger King man Whisperer April 27, 2021

sold out king

Jungkook of bts is known as sold out king for literally solding out everything . His brand power is insane and he has Midas/Golden touch

Jungkook , sold out two months stocks of Downy by accidentally mentioning it. He also sold out wine,kombucha, Prada jacket ,Louis Vuitton , toothprash etc. Indeed one and only sold out king

by Koolover May 10, 2021

King George School

A random school in the middle of nowhere, Vermont. It claims to be a "college prep" school when in reality no one actually goes to class, and no one really cares. You're supposed to "grow emotionally" while you're there, too...basically send your kid away and watch their childhood fade away. Slip away into the darkness.

Brian: Yeah, I go to King George School

Arielle: That sucks

by Thee Children May 29, 2010

The King Edmund School

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY

Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*

by elkie says stan loona June 13, 2018

Burger King Guy

Black Rights Activist and Burger Man, MLKs Grandson and flies on planes a lot to spread his message.

Wow! Burger King Guy is my Idol!

by routerlmao April 18, 2021

king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢

king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE

by inadequate’k June 13, 2019