clam fishing

Looking for easy women at a club or bar.

Hey Sam do you want to go clam fishing at the bar tonight?

by CaptainPeter April 11, 2014

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fish gape

The new duck face; where you shape your mouth like a fish.

"Hey let's take a selfie!"
*fish gape*

by h0ha November 30, 2015

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The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

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Fish Weasel

1. The greatest insult ever.
2. A really strict mom who searches through your friends phone so you can't talk to then like they're your home slice pal buddy chum pal.

1. WELL YOU'RE A FISH WEASEL
2. Ey yo is fish weasel gonna check follow us?

by (￣^￣)ゞ July 20, 2016

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Lost Fish

While doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.

John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick broke off in Bethany Bartholomew.

Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.

by The Situation at hand December 12, 2009

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gone fishing

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).

"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."

by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 28, 2022

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