dirty garden

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs

"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"

by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014

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Dirty Kleenex

A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.

"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."

by microjimmy March 27, 2015

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dirty wael

The act of cumming in someones eyes and then licking their eyes.

Yo bruh, i just gave her a dirty wael.

by BoomBoomyesparty July 6, 2021

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Dirty Denis

When you accidentally throw a part of your hookah in the toilet, shit on it, realize what happened and decide to continue using it anyways.

Guy 1: Idk man that guy's hookah tasted kinda weird.
Guy 2: I know man he definetly pulled a dirty Denis on us.

by not _Ian June 11, 2022

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dirty jalapeno

The act of going down to perform oral sex on a girl after being maced or pepper sprayed in the face.

The condition of the vagina after receiving oral sex from person who was previously maced in the face.

“My girl maced me when she was mad so I went down on her to apologize but ended up giving her a dirty jalapeno.”

by not_a_fan_of_mace February 4, 2018

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