Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

zanny boi moment

the act of commiting a zanny boi

(To Kyle Forgeard) That was a zanny boi moment when he chugged that happy dad

by nelker July 5, 2022

Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023

tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation

I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week

by Kumpel June 9, 2022

Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.

Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"

by rider35 March 2, 2021

t-sul moment

When one can't recall information that is deemed important in geek culture

1) Did you see what Steve Wozniak is doing now, who is Steve Wozniak? Dude that is the 'co-founder' of Apple! WTF!

2) Who the hell is Neil Armstrong, I never heard of that guy !
Dude did u feel it you just experienced a t-sul moment in time.

by Summer2010xxxxxx August 6, 2010

i had a moment

When you are very distracted and zoned out off in your own world or after you get a random shiver up your back and say "I had a moment"

Dude i had a moment like a big moment in my mind

by controversial dog December 3, 2021