Shit's & Giggles

When a person farts obsessively and then laughs about it

Jake : Oh Kiersten I love your soft long hair Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I get tingly when you caress it! O God Damn What That Horrible Smell?
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jake : Go to the bathroom you smelly fucker!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! NO!
Kiersten : Oh good lord he's got the Shit's & Giggles!
Jake : He always has the Shit's & Giggles!
Steve : Hey guys check out my underwear there like totally brown!
Kiersten : O Good Lord cover that thing up!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That was a juicy one!
Chad : Mmmm! Who had Taco Bell for lunch?
Steve : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That would be me!
Chad : Awesome by the way put some pants on your scaring my business away!

by SlopNChop December 15, 2017

animal shits

diarhhea: pissing out yer asshole, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, etc.

Homeboy had the animal shits so bad he painted the ceiling!
My dawg had to take off from the party to find a gas station in which to perform animal shits.
I feel a wicked slammin' case of the animal shits comin on from them pre-mades, homegirlz!

by big dawg chairboi April 7, 2008

shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.

He took a ass shrapnel shit

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010

shit-sighted

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;

Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!

by CE S December 24, 2009

Shit Tangle

An alternative to "Clusterfuck". A disorganized situation. A frustrating and futile effort.

1. I ain't going to the mall with you kid, that place is gonna be a Shit Tangle.

2. I was checking the freestyle battle last night, those boys rhymes was a Shit Tangle.

by fire star May 2, 2008

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012