shitting stars

The "white stars" that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation shitting.

Dude, I was hoping that I would have a money shit however, those burritos clogged me up good and I saw "shitting stars" when I tried to dump.

by WebPhenom September 15, 2006

laser shits

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

by ratty_ May 26, 2008

shit and get

We need to finish what we are doing and move on.

A common phrase in the construction industry.

This building opens in one week, we need to shit and get.

by EOD!V November 15, 2013

shit sip

The last sip of a beverage, the backwash that has accumulated during the drinking of the beverage.

The only way to avoid a shit sip of beer is to pound it.

by Dan Lachapelle December 6, 2005

shit street

a variation of shit creek.

"Well Cletus, seems were up shit creek without a paddle... "
"Yessir, and i reckon we're up shit street without a shovel..."

by Cerztyn September 24, 2016

Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.

Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.

by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011

Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.

The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.

by sd999 May 14, 2015