micro dick

a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!

homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.

by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010

Dick Tinsel

Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.

Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

dick sucker

to put a dick in your mouth and suck on it to give pleasure.

sarah is the best dick sucker.

by XxDa Dick SuckerxX July 14, 2004

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

Dick Lugar

1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana

2. A globule of male ejaculate.

"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar on her stomach."

by DC.Kerr October 3, 2007

Short Dicking

When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.

Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

on his dick

Adj.: to be excessively praising an individual, nearly hinting at some form of attraction.

Example: Tony loved Kobe Bryant. He was so on his dick that I wondered if he had a secret shrine of him.

by MenaceToSociety June 1, 2014