Baby Shark

A word used to describe someone who you feel some sympathy for.

Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!

by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019

shush baby

someone who looks attractive, but as soon as they open their mouth and start talking you're instantly disappointed and think 'shhhhhhush baby, you're ruining the illusion'.

Not good for in depth conversations, or any conversations really.
just a pretty face/hot bod.

David Beckham is a perfect example.

YOU: "that boy over there is such a babe, lets go chat to him"

BABE: " *squeaky, irritating voice* ahhhhh jibber jabber"

YOU: "shush baby, just shhhhhhh"

by CrumpetTron October 21, 2010

Whiney Baby

A person who breaks up with their significant other with intentions of asking his/her best friend out. The person ultimately finds out the grass isn't greener on the other side and attempts to reclaim said 'ex', only to discover said 'ex' has moved on to his/her best friend.

The whiney baby should have expected that what goes around comes around. How could he not expect his ex to F his best bud when he F'd her best gal :\

by brynnandbacon January 19, 2012

fool's baby

refers to some one whose birthday falls on April 1st, which is also April Fool's Day.

Christy is such a sweetheart! Oh, and she's a fool's baby!

by Kyle Wonder April 12, 2008

Internet Baby

Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.

I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.

by Dam Dam November 26, 2018

baby mama

The mother of an illegitimate child, often used by the father to degrade the woman.

Common: "I walked to the crib, got two kids and my baby mama late."

Kanye: "UH oh, UH oh!"

by hefdaddy August 19, 2011

baby panda

A small asian female. They are often found to be adorable, full of smiles and can brighten your day.

"She was such a baby panda!"

by Refuel July 3, 2008