bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

b r u h

bruh

Are u for real b r u h?!?

by b r u h? November 2, 2020

No u

A deflection; basically the modern version of "I know you are, but what am I?"

If you ain’t got an uno reverse card on you.. this right here.. will leave ur opponent SPEECHLESS.

Opponent: this is why no one will ever like you. You’re literally such a dumbass istg
Me: No u
Opponent: ...
Me: no u

by ayana yktv 🤪 December 30, 2019

u smell like bitch poop

Means u smell like poop and ur bitch

I hate u rotten thing,U SMELL LIKE BITCH POOP.

#POOOOOOP

by WOW I LIKE IT February 1, 2021

U

Apparently a replacement for "you" online.

Direct Quote: "U coming to my house?"

Ayo where u at?

by DozerSpelling September 7, 2022

No u

The perfect comeback for any argument. This comeback is so powerful that no-one can overpower it.

Tom: you're mom has the big gay
Bob: no u
Tom: *is ded

by AlterEgoisFatAF March 20, 2018